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Real Woman vs. Martha Stewart
Martha’s way #1:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice
cream drips.
The Real Women’s Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake, you
are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
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Martha’s way #2:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Women’s Way:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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Martha’s way #3:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Women’s Way:
Go to the bakery. They’ll even decorate it for you.
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Martha’s way #4:
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix me up.”
The Real Women’s Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too darn bad. Please
recite with me, The Real Women’s motto: The way I make it is the way you eat
it, and the way you like it!!!
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Martha’s way #5:
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks.
The Real Women’s Way:
Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
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Martha’s way #6:
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful
glossy finish.
The Real Women’s Way:
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over
the crust so I just don’t do it.
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Martha’s way #7:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women’s Way:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have
the headache, but who cares?
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Martha’s way #8:
If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They
give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Women’s Way:
Ask “useless” to do it, while he’s sitting on his butt watching TV.
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And finally the most important tip
Martha’s way #9:
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use
in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women’s Way:
Leftover wine??????
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